• me: are there any spirits listening
  • ouija: yes are you alone
  • me: yes
  • ouija: haha nice whats up :P
  • me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
  • ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

peter-pans-booty-shorts:

thenimbus:

dustymarshmellow:

…that’s surprisingly pleasing…

Kind of mystified right now…

I want one

peter-pans-booty-shorts:

thenimbus:

dustymarshmellow:

…that’s surprisingly pleasing…

Kind of mystified right now…

I want one


zevransbutt:

me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny


sassiestnugget:

i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????


So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"


"let’s put calories in alcohol"
— satan  (via merricats)

smoochums:

i just wanna be tumblr popular enough 2 get ppl to draw me as a magical girl


balz-probably-hates-you:


ladytrenchcoat:

keyblade-crafter:

2spookyvoux:

No matter how hard I try, I can’t picture the original leg. This is fucking amazing.

I thought it was real until i saw the paintbrush and read the comment

Holy crap!

Halloween idea tbh

balz-probably-hates-you:

ladytrenchcoat:

keyblade-crafter:

2spookyvoux:

No matter how hard I try, I can’t picture the original leg. This is fucking amazing.

I thought it was real until i saw the paintbrush and read the comment

Holy crap!

Halloween idea tbh



pardonmewhileipanic:

thestasher:

That’s a keeper for the wedding album.

this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards

pardonmewhileipanic:

thestasher:

That’s a keeper for the wedding album.

this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards


isabubbles:

Socks, Bill Clinton’s cat, being hounded by the paparazzi

isabubbles:

Socks, Bill Clinton’s cat, being hounded by the paparazzi




gifsboom:

Arctic Fox Cub Viciously Attacks Man’s Feet »» video ««


kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."

kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."


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